jibba jabba
david letterman will always be a pencil neck dweeb, who’s talk show reign and cheap wit were long ago superseded by the likes of colbert and conan.
Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside
Mr. T hates golf so much, he smacked half the black out of Tiger Woods
Mr. T is one part gold, two parts muscle, one part anger, and no parts jibba jabba
If you laid out all of Mr. T’s gold chains end to end, he would kick your sorry ass
Mr. T can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved
Statistically speaking, you’re more likely to be pitied by Mr. T, than you are to have feet
While filming Rocky III, Mr. T punched Sylvester Stallone so hard Sly spoke clearly for a week
Satan sold his soul to Mr. T
Mr. T once won the Olympics. All of them
96 percent of Americans believe that Mr. T still pities the fool
